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The Management
Meet Fox “Beaksley”
The fox who is absolutely, certainly, a seagull
Beaksley showed up on the deck one afternoon in 2019 and never left. He struts the boardwalk like he owns it, supervises every sunset personally, and has strong opinions about who gets the good table. His snout, in his own estimation, is definitely a beak. Nobody has had the heart to tell him otherwise.
- 🌅 Front-row sunset watching
- 👋 Greeting every single guest, twice
- 🧸 A squeaky toy collection he will not discuss
- 🏖️ Slow, dignified beach patrols
- 👑 Holding court, deck-side, daily
“I don't bark. I announce.” ~ Beaksley